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a lightly declassified transmission from the covenant community weekly town hall · 2026-07-02 ▌

01/ ROLL CALL (names withheld per Privacy by Default — see minutes, item 1)

Attendance is anonymized. Any resemblance to an actual community member is a coincidence you should not confirm or deny.

( -_- ) /|MUTE|\
ANON #1 — "Still Muted"
Has been talking for 40 seconds. Discovered mute status at second 41. Says "can you hear me now" for the third meeting in a row.
( ⚆_⚆ ) /| WIFI |\
ANON #2 — "Buffering"
Froze mid-sentence on a heroic point. Reconnected 90 seconds later mid-word. Nobody has the heart to tell them the point already landed.
( $_$ ) /|WEN?|\
ANON #3 — "Tokenomics Guy"
Raised hand during the roadmap slide. Asked about the token. It was a slide about roadmaps. Was gently redirected. Will ask again in Q&A.
( -.- )zzz /|CAM:OFF|\
ANON #4 — "Definitely Present"
Camera off, name shows a lowercase first name and a devil emoji. Has not spoken. Is, by all accounts, definitely still here.
( o_o ) /|+1 +1|\
ANON #5, #6, #7 — "The +1 Chorus"
Three separate chat messages reading only "+1". None specify to what. Democracy, somehow, is served.
( ¬_¬ ) /|ACKTUALLY|\
ANON #8 — "Just To Add To That"
Adds to that. "That" was the previous speaker's entire point, restated, with slightly different word order and more confidence.
( •_• ) /|DOG?|\
ANON #9 — "Background Character"
A dog barks. Everyone pauses. Nobody claims the dog. The dog claims the meeting.
( ^-^ ) /|FORM✓|\
ANON #10 — "Filled Out The Form"
The one attendee who actually completed the contributor form before joining. A legend among us. Slightly smug about it. Earned.

02/ MINUTES (unofficial, mostly accurate, six principles, six incidents)

Privacy by Default
covenant principle no. 1
Nobody's camera was on by default. Nobody asked why. This was, itself, the demonstration.
Free Flow of Information
covenant principle no. 2
Fourteen links were pasted into chat before the first speaker finished their second sentence. Zero were clicked live. All were "will read later."
Free Flow of Capital
covenant principle no. 3
See: Tokenomics Guy, above. Motion to add "wen token" to the standing agenda: seconded, tabled, will surface again next week regardless.
Universal Security
covenant principle no. 4
Three attendees independently volunteered "I promise I'm not a bot" unprompted. This is, notably, exactly what a bot would say.
Voluntary Accountability
covenant principle no. 5
The 40-second drone noise during Anon #2's point was never attributed. All present voluntarily agreed to never speak of it again. This document is a violation of that agreement.
Adaptive Resilience
covenant principle no. 6
The call survived 2 disconnects, 1 "can everyone see my screen," 1 dog, and 1 fire-alarm test in someone's building. Quorum, somehow, held.